Johnny's Full Retard kills #2

 Today's update is going to be short on humor and long on domination.  I've been having a blast jumping groups in Sebilis time and again.  Johnny remains immortal...+18kills in the album and no deaths since last update means 318-5 is the current record.  Johnny has become a master of the dim mok, scoring countless lightning quick kills with patented techniques.  Here are the highlights:

 Johnny catches Chillum banking and pops em with a patented 1shot technique.  2 charges of a wand + Johnny's quivering muscles = 5point-palm exploding heart technique.

 Brennard tries to run into frogs to die, Johnny is too quick to let this kill get away.

 Johnny rushes into Sebilis 1v5, wiping this entire group, and causing this rage quit post.

 Jezibell is next to die in this 1v5, Bangan gets a gate off and Johnny has another pile of corpses.  Coming soon will be an update featuring Johnny's latest patented feature, The Johnny Pile.  a Johnny Pile is an entire groups corpses all piled neatly within one screen, all caused by Johnny, usually by way of killing key classes and letting frogs kill the tank. 

 Madude trying to make the trek to Sebilis, caught him and he ran for Swamp ZL, he didn't plug.

 Johnny heads into Sebilis as a solo assassin once again, this time taking on a group of 5 that was prepared for his arrival.  Despite eating a dispel wand and 2 nukers, Johnny still gets his kill and cleanly gets away.  This is a rare case where I had to splice in a double text box because of the spam from debuff messages.  Maelzai down in front of his whole group, Johnny lives to sing it.

 Johnny heads into seb on solo mission yet again, this time he finds Miria and Sootwulf.  After all the 1v5, 1v6, and 1v12's Johnny has been through, a 1v2 is a breeze.  Miria down.

 With the caster dead Johnny turns his attention on Sootwulf, he soon dies.

 Selena hiding down in crypt, Johnny sneaks down and dispatches of the res bot post haste.

   Sootwulf trying to plug, doesn't grab key in time, gets backstabbed and dies.

Oddjob easily dispatches of Freez inside the KC walls of DL.

 Oddjob finds Freez on another day in the Overthere ontop of the wall, its like I know all the spots.

 Larsen trying to challenge for CT camps.

 Macho caught in CT tryin to sneak in some farmin of my pixels.

 Madude and Boats 2 versus my 1.  Boats gets a couple draught of fires and tries to chain interrupt me with lightnings but OJ steps into the push and gets his kill anyways.

 Maniaco, Noah, Sootwulf, and Drunkenswami outside trying to do Tranix.  Swami down to Nizzar, Noah down to Tranix, Sootwulf down to Tranix, Maniaco down to Oddjob.  Crown to Nihilum bank.

Look for 2 exciting new features in the coming update- Johnny Piles and the Double Digit Death club, a handful of players on the server are approaching 10+ screens of clothed killshots and they will be have their own recurring feature for everyone to keep track.

A Johnny Pile: (Entire group wiped by solo assassin taking out key classes while mobs eat tanks)

-Oddjob