Johnny's Full Retard Kills #1

Welcome Back

Johnny's back with a brand new invention.  When Johnny closes in tightly you'll feel the flow of his harpoon daily and nightly? YUP! That just happened.  Johnny's been doing it big and making championship plays, remaining immortal and adding many names to his binders of pk'd women.  If you've been farming pixels in Seb recently, chances are Johnny has dropped in on your group, killed you or your pal, then cleanly escaped to an exit.  Fully half this update is Johnny fighting outnumbered, stealing kills solo against full groups or more, and living to tell the tale.  Watch it boys this cats got moves.  Another big milestone this update, I've hit 300 kill shots uploaded.  That's 300-5 for a 60:1 KDR if you are keeping track.   Big numbers from the PvPblog on a big night of powerball.

 Brennard going down on Johnny by himself vs 12 Fully Retarded.

 Scotia going down to Johnny by himself vs 12 FR.

Johnny enters Sebilis alone, 1v5 against a group of FR, kills Slathar and escapes clean. Slathar desperately attempts to inform his group of my arrival but isn't saved.

 Johnny enters Sebilis to 3 melees, Bronkar, Sootwulf, and Brennard, with Robe outside approaching from TT.  First target down 1v4 to disc, took out the beefiest in 2 rounds of meleee, Bronkar.

 After Bronkar dies its Johnny vs 2 rogues, Sootwulf, and Brennard, with Robe still incoming from TT.  Sootwulf backs himself into a corner completely giving up on backstabs, and dies anyways.

Enter Robe who swiftly gets worked over by an alert Johnny who cures tash's before Robe can even follow them up with roots, and delivers fatal backstabs in between cures.

 Finally after Bronkar, Sootwulf, and Robe are dead, Johnny turns on final target Brennard who as you can see by the chat has been talking a ton of shit by this point, Brennard dies while telling me all I do is run, as I kill him and all his friends 1v4.  Embarrassing shit.

 Big fight over Seb thursday night.  Chubs is caught solo and can't 1v1 Johnny between arch and bubble, tries to gate, dies.

 Dekane gets shit on in the same big thursday night Sebilis fight.

 Ezpk tries to run into frogs to die but gets the worst rogue double penetration rape in the history of R99 with a double disc from Ender and Johnny for over 2,000 instant damage.

  Cleaning up the last of them, Affect goes down easy for Johnny once again.

 

 Scotia is one of the first targets to die in thursday nights big seb fight, Nizzar got the tstaff proc and I got the finish, Bronkar LoH'd him but the dps was too much.

 Johnny OT hammers and catches Tomb also hammered.  Tomb is down to 2 rounds of melee, claims to have been afk but the death was too lightning fast for most to react.

 Vayden eating it solo 1v1 vs Johnny in TT, these FR casters love to try to gate, they just don't know..

 IT SIMPLY WOULDN'T BE A BLOG UPDATE WITHOUT ANOTHER LITE KILL! This has truly become a PvPblog recurring theme, this is my 7th Lite kill, 6 with OJ and 1 with Johnny.

-Oddjob(Johnny)

OJ's Plug/CK Kills #3

Happy Thanksgiving!

Today's Thanksgiving update is a big one, as I give thanks to the enemies of Nihilum on Red99 for continuing to put up a fight against the champs.  It's been a fun time in game since the last update, Plug/CK got spanked in the worst way possible in fear, after clearing all the trash including the golems and glare lords, giving up CT to a smaller force of Nihilum.  That's lead to some pretty epic raging from Lite about Andis, the opposition can't figure out who they want to follow.

A special Thanksgiving nod goes out to Kilbur and his party of nukers that took me down in Karnors for my 5th death ever recently.  He did a good job keeping me pinned down for the finish to come.

 Chubs can't shake Johnny

 Ezpk trying to train the zone exit, I got the finish on him just before the previous door, had to keep runnin or die to his train.

 Larsen, all part of the same group v groups above.

 Madude feeling the pointy end of Johnny's harpoon.

 Mafakka trying to kite all around dreadlands.  I'd already gotten him to half so I knew the moment he stopped to gate I could get the finish...

 Robe and a group of his friends completely wiped in crypt.

 Runya tryin to xp in CoM when I'm tryin to pull some ors to zl.

 Sickpuppy, Tomb, Madude, all piling up at my feet during this group v group.  NOT Johnny's first pile of corpses, if you've been watching him.

 Tomb, the first of the above pile of 3, got the KS on all the pretty color robes.

 Andis never dies except for Tstaff... Tstaff is his nickname for Oddjob and Thrilla.

 Badger trying to bank in RV.  so mean.

 Brainz getting lured into a trap, saw the golem chasing me, thought he'd come get an easy kill, I hid behind a rock and caught him coming towards me, thinking I was still running away.

 Brainz again this time in TT, he was trying to run for Swamp zl, I got a big nuke and a breath of ro on him when he was actually trying to fight, when he tried to run I just cheetah'd and scoriae'd for the finish.  Brainz at 8 deaths to OJ and 1 death to Johnny, hes joining the double digit deaths club soon.

 Grozz and Brainz trying to xp off marines in OT.  Killed both.  Brainz kill a few up, finished Grozz first in the city, got agro, Brainz chased me with the agro behind me but died anyways.

 It wouldn't be a blog update without a Lite kill.  He tried to jump me while I was plvling for 2.5k/hr.  Notice all plvl spells up except for 1 nuke.  I do work what can I say.  Ames got to witness some pretty nifty corner casting as I kited him around during my long wildfire casts.

 Snori trying to run for FV zone in DL, doesn't make it.

  Ezpk being killed by Tehruoh.  2v2 OJ + Teh vs Ezpk + Vayden.

 Vayden dead, Ezpk on the run, 2v2 in SolB.

 Vizcount in a group of FF that ran all the hell over the world before we caught them and killed them all in Steamfont.  Funny enough we knew to hang out there because we found a naked vizcount there, and vizcount didn't even give his friends the courtesy of informing them we were in the zone so they port in on top of us and all die... poetic.

 Affect tryin to come at me naked in Sebilis 1v1 after wiping his group in Crypt.

 Znif trying to challenge for golem wand camp.

 Larsen trying to challenge for golem wand camp.

-Oddjob

Hijinx/Thrilla Plug/CK #1

It's about that time for an update! Server been bumping lately, seems average is > 100 pop on peak hours which is awesome for a single box population.  LoZ is officially obsolete with only 4-5 players who are 4 boxing playing.  Everyday more and more old faces show along with new faces both from Blue and just new.  Server health is at an all-time high, which is awesome considering we just hit the 1 year mark on Nov 18th.  As evidenced by the following SS here w/ time stamp below:

 

 

Many thanks to the 118+ single boxed souls that log on every day a year after release in spite of the avalanche of negativity the server endured by a vocal minority of has beens or never was.  To further clarify the state of the server health, here is a screenshot of the Nihilum online (not counting the 4-5 anon) as of the time above: Say the number was 20 total Nihilum, out of 118, seems pretty healthy to me.

And finally the reaction of those hellbent on server destruction to the above logical evidence of a healthy and flourishing PvP box:

Now! onto the kills:

Lately I decided to start leveling my Necro for shits so I been in TD a lot-- seems to be a popular spot for our enemies.  I have wiz camped there as my enforcer so we'll start the blog on a 2v1 vs Dekane and Andis (welcome back brew)

To their defense they were fighting raptors but I sniped them with no trouble.  First down was Dekane:

Andis was busy kiting the raptors they had agro away, but he stopped just long enough to try and cast dispell on me.  Funstrike took him to about 4% he then tried to run away but decided to stop to try and cast a heal just in range and in time enough for me to land my Draught.

A few days prior Cwenu and Robe were doing Raptors charm killing.  I went in for the 2v1 and for Robe first, Sunstrike later he ran around 3% for about 10 minutes while he circled me around long enough to run right by Cwenu.  Cwenu did him no justice by spam casting "Breath of Ro" instead of healing his bud, result was obvious:

Robe:

After I killed his chanter I kited him a bit and he walked into a 7 second spell and promptly dying, bad......

Cwenu

Dekane hasn't had much luck vs me lately kill #2

Last night after having our fun in VP we got word that CK/Plug were doing Fear, along with some other randoms and had about 25-28 in the zone ready to kill CT.   Since they killed CT under our nose last time we decided to do something about it this time and zoned in with about 15 to 25 waiting at the zone in.  Unfortunately I didn't get as many kills as I would have liked cause I had 3 melees on me the entire time, but I did manage to kill my good friend Dekane!

Dekane #3

After assisting a few targets I finally had to yonder 2 bubs health to avoid death, landed in the middile of nowhere so I manaskined, only to run into this DE wiz who apparently yondered to this spot also..  He saw me 2 bubs health and got brave...  problem is, he brought a knife to a gunfight and quickly found out going blow for blow with me is not a winning proposition-- I want to say he casted Conflaguration on me, truly a mismatch but funny as hell nonetheless.  CT died and there was much QQ to be had by Lite and co because we "overwhelmed" them.  Pat yourself on the back boys, you've already had more success than many guilds who came here proclaiming to be the best of the best, you win some you lose some, and you lost..

Azirri

And finally some randoms:

 

Screenshot below is Noah learning the hard way that just because you're an Orge SK fully cleric buffed with CoS indoors doesn't mean I won't find a way to kill yea-- A Sunstrike, full conflag wand, and draught later, he found out that was just the case.  Unfortuante mishap to a train going in group, but great snipe kill.

 

 

 

 

Wanyo:

 

 

 

Naturally 

 

 Xico/Lamort

 

I expect to see another update by my colleague Oddjob/Johnny soon.

 

 -Thrilla/Hijinx out